May 2013
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understandablydumb:
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
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This Just In
brahmsandpanties:
Scientists say the main reason why Pluto is no longer considered a planet is because Holst did not include it in his suite
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Just looked at an old chat of mine with an ex-boyfriend…I can’t believe how bitchy and annoying I was, especially when he was trying to help me. If I’ve ever been mean to you, I’m sorry…and in the future, if I’m out of line, tell me.
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dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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guys i’m basically a big ball of stress right now
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remember when I had my life together? I used to get straight A’s and then got into the #1 high school in America and did pretty well there and had a ton of great activities…
and now I’m in college. where what you did in HS doesn’t matter. where activities don’t matter. but instead it’s all about...
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hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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have you ever tried texting to 911? maybe it does work :O
Anonymous asked: hey haha :) my name's jason and two months ago i helped launch a social marketing campaign called "the condom pledge," which tries to normalize condom use in young gay populations worldwide. i was wondering if you'd be interested in helping the campaign by taking "the condom pledge." basically this would just entail you saying "i took the condom pledge" in...
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gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
au-rev0ir:
“we can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iphones will get ruined. we can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach, and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on instagram. technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure, and we’re helping destroy it every time we google, check-in, and hashtag”
-jeremy glass
I definitely think technology is...
Anonymous asked: You personal post is basically the story of my life recently. Everyone is either straight, taken, or not interested in a relationship. Or they're a jerk. Or they live halfway across the country. Either way, I get you.
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gentle-insomnia:
It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.
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thedrktmblr asked: What character do you usually pick on super smash bros?
If you laugh, you lose ;) →
bradventuretime:
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linwe-linwelin:
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zachlilley:
How many pages can you make it through? i lost at page 3
page 5…. LOL
I lost at ketchup
Pg 2 hahaha
I lost at Obama making fun of Taylor Swift
I lost at page nine and I cannot stop laughing
10 pages but...
beefysquirrelz:
petition for cute guys to wear basketball shorts 24/7
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college application: i did a thing once
